I love the sound it makes. I'm thinking that's the kind of car alarm I'm going to have installed. The criminal turns the key, and FOOM, they are incinerated.
Course, that means I come back to a car that smells like burnt flesh, and have to clean gray matter off the seat before I can drive,....... but it would be worth it! MEAAATT!!!!
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Like a convection oven. Is he from Turkey?
[busting my gut]
Once again, those amazing Germans! That was great!
I've heard of carsex before, but cartoast?
I love the sound it makes. I'm thinking that's the kind of car alarm I'm going to have installed. The criminal turns the key, and FOOM, they are incinerated.
Course, that means I come back to a car that smells like burnt flesh, and have to clean gray matter off the seat before I can drive,....... but it would be worth it! MEAAATT!!!!
I think I JUST THIS MOMENT got your joke, Snabnonymous, and I've been looking at it since you posted. Is he from Turkey indeed!! :-)
hee hee
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