Monday, September 29, 2008

I added a new link to my "Blogs I Dig" links section here. I normally avoid political commentary on this blog, but the author of stands about as close to my own positions, I thought it worth mentioning.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

If I Was A Duck

I don't know the origin of this poem, but my stepmother put it on her webpage to accompany a picture of me in the water, and I thought it was pretty damned funny:

If I Was A Duck

If water was Mountain Dew and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but water ain't Dew and I ain't no duck
I just gotta float
Now Don't that Suck?

I dunno - maybe she wrote it! I'll have to ask her.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Happy Talk Like a Pirate's Day!

Yarr, ye scaliwags!! Leave ye yer cot, and git down ta swabbin the deck, ye no good scurvy dogs!! Yo ho, and shiver me timbers, it be Talk Like a Pirate's Day once again!

Also, be sure to set "Pirate" as your preferred lingo in Google, especially if ye be a gentleman or lady 'o fortune! Tis right civil of them to add that option!