Wednesday, September 24, 2008

If I Was A Duck

I don't know the origin of this poem, but my stepmother put it on her webpage to accompany a picture of me in the water, and I thought it was pretty damned funny:


If I Was A Duck

If water was Mountain Dew and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but water ain't Dew and I ain't no duck
I just gotta float
Now Don't that Suck?


I dunno - maybe she wrote it! I'll have to ask her.

4 comments:

DewKid said...

It just occurred to me, that the original poem probably used the word "Beer" instead of "Dew". Yeah, that makes more sense. Still, I like the Dew version! :-)

The Moody Minstrel said...

How could she Dew that?

DewKid said...

Okay, it looks like the missing word here is Vodka. Here's another version:

link

Like anyone really cares. Why am I even adding this information? I'm the only one that reads my blog anyway.

The other one said...

Liar!