Wednesday, September 24, 2008

If I Was A Duck

I don't know the origin of this poem, but my stepmother put it on her webpage to accompany a picture of me in the water, and I thought it was pretty damned funny:

If I Was A Duck

If water was Mountain Dew and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but water ain't Dew and I ain't no duck
I just gotta float
Now Don't that Suck?

I dunno - maybe she wrote it! I'll have to ask her.


DewKid said...

It just occurred to me, that the original poem probably used the word "Beer" instead of "Dew". Yeah, that makes more sense. Still, I like the Dew version! :-)

The Moody Minstrel said...

How could she Dew that?

DewKid said...

Okay, it looks like the missing word here is Vodka. Here's another version:


Like anyone really cares. Why am I even adding this information? I'm the only one that reads my blog anyway.

The other one said...