Monday, April 23, 2007

Mountain Dew Shower Gel


Omigod, I think I could be in heaven. Bathing in Mountain Dew is like the last step in Dew godliness, I think. Like, this soap actually feeds Caffeine into your body through your skin:
Manufacturers claim their Shower Shock soap releases caffeine that is absorbed into the user's system and provides the same hit as a two cups of coffee.

Now if I can just figure out how to order the stuff...

4 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Hmmm, I think you have enough caffeine with regular Dew. Any more and BAM!

DewKid said...

Mmmmm BAM! That sounds like fun.

The Moody Minstrel said...

Body
Assumes
Musculature?

Brain
Atrophies
Massively?

Bryan
Adams
Music?

Sheesh...next thing you know you'll be using a caffeinated room fogger and putting caffeine/DMSO gel on your toilet seats, computer keyboard, and TV remotes.

DewKid said...

Next thing? That's soooo last year. :-P