Omigod, I think I could be in heaven. Bathing in Mountain Dew is like the last step in Dew godliness, I think. Like, this soap actually feeds Caffeine into your body through your skin:
Manufacturers claim their Shower Shock soap releases caffeine that is absorbed into the user's system and provides the same hit as a two cups of coffee.
Now if I can just figure out how to order the stuff...
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Hmmm, I think you have enough caffeine with regular Dew. Any more and BAM!
Mmmmm BAM! That sounds like fun.
Body
Assumes
Musculature?
Brain
Atrophies
Massively?
Bryan
Adams
Music?
Sheesh...next thing you know you'll be using a caffeinated room fogger and putting caffeine/DMSO gel on your toilet seats, computer keyboard, and TV remotes.
Next thing? That's soooo last year. :-P
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